I saw this silly meme on Facebook and it set me off. I have
a number of reasons for being upset by it. It is a poor rendition of the quote
by JFK about being a proud liberal, set to the idiocy of the right. Let me just
line by line and break it down for them.
“I’m a racist for criticizing
Obama.” Yes, because you aren’t satisfied by just criticizing him when he does
something bad. You criticize him when he breathes – just because he is black.
We all know that, but yet you deny it. When you had no problem that George Bush
did something, but you are incensed that Obama does the same thing – you are
displaying your underlying racist tendencies. Be real with yourself because we can
all see what lies behind your eyes and it is hate.
“I’m a terrorist
because I want to protect my 2nd
amendment rights.” No, because you have no individual rights under the second
amendment. What makes you a terrorist is your need to parade around in grocery
stores with your penis strapped to your back in the form of a rifle. Look, we
can’t help it that you were born without much of a package, but if that were me
– I surely wouldn’t be advertising it. Grab a sock and stuff it in your drawers,
leave your rifle at home and you’ll get a lot more respect. When you run around
scaring women and children, you are only proving what a pussy you are. You aren’t
standing up for anything.
“I’m a TeaBagger for
supporting the constitution.” You are not, in any way, supporting the
constitution as I learned it. You are interpreting the constitution and
imagining that it says what you want it to say in order to justify your being
an asshole. I am a citizen too. I get to have all the same rights as you do.
But you would try to use your version of the constitution to keep me from being
equal to you. So, you are not upholding the constitution of this United States –
you are defending the fake bullshit fed to you by Fox News and Rush Limbaugh.
We’re sick of their faulty interpretation. You want to uphold the constitution,
fine – but make sure you’re upholding the REAL one.
“I’m a National
Security threat because I speak my mind.” First off, you have to have a mind in
order to speak it. You are parroting the words you learn on Fox News. Many of
those words are treasonous in nature and threatening to the president of the
United States.
“I’m a troublemaker
for asking unanswered questions.” No, you’re a troublemaker because you pitch a
fit when you don’t LIKE the answers you are given. Part of being a responsible adult
is getting along with others. That means you don’t always get your way. You
have to compromise sometimes. Your inability to accept NO for an answer has got
to stop. You just need to stop acting like spoiled middle-school cheerleaders.
“I’m a birther
because I question the documentation of the president.” No, you’re a birther
because you insist on pursuing this line of questioning even after you have
seen the actual document. Since you’re so hot on following laws, one of the
qualifications for president is to be “a natural born citizen” and that means
that Obama would not have even been considered by the Democratic party had he
not been proven to be a natural born citizen prior to his 2008 campaign. To
continue pursuing this is pure idiocy. Meanwhile, you are favoring Ted Cruz to
run on the Republican ticket in 2016 – but guess what? He WAS born in Canada
(and Canada is not part of the United States). He cannot fill either of the two
top positions in this country because the VP slot carries the exact same
qualifications as the presidency. Get over yourselves, birthers and get real.
We’re done defending this. You’re just wrong.
“I’m a traitor for
exposing the corruption in my government.” Again, no. You’re a traitor because
while you are quick to call out the Democrats for blowing their nose wrong, you
allow your own people to accept blatant bribes, sell their souls to the Koch
brothers, and pass laws that ultimately screw you – and you do nothing except
cheer them on as they go at your ass with no lube. You’re a traitor because you
are allowing your own party to completely corrupt our democratic process. By
the time they are done, you will have nothing, and Fox News will have you
blaming the black guy. You are allowing our country to be bought by corporate
interests and you are cheering them on. You are calling for the complete, armed
if necessary, overthrowing of our government. That makes you a traitor. Wake up
and smell the coffee – they are using you and you keep going back begging for
more.
“I’m a conspiracy
theorist for presenting documented facts.” Where? When I confront one of you
online and ask for facts, you send me links from Fox News, Alex Jones, Wikipedia, or some other
totally non-reputable source. I, on the other hand, usually provide you with
multiple references to back up my arguments. You have no documented facts. You
have the ranting of lunatics.
“I’m anti-American
for not towing the party line.” Really? You don’t see yourself following along
in lockstep behind these yahoos? Are you really that blind? They send you
emails and tell you what articles to comment on and what to say in your
comments. You get lists of words and phrases to use in defending your position
and “wrangling” with us low-life libtards. We don’t have emails – instead we
have our own brains and we know how to use them. You would be totally lost
without the crib sheet they provide you. Talk radio, The Hannity Show, Glenn
Beck. They all give you the words to say. They tell you exactly how to react to
everything. Take a step back and look at yourself. When was the last time you
really READ something that wasn’t put in front of you by the nutcases on the right?
“I’m a war monger
because I support the troops.” Do you really support the troops? Are you
supporting all the veterans that just had their benefits slashed in half? Have
you lobbied on behalf of the guys and gals that came back broken from a war
that we never should have been fighting? You don’t support the troops – you support
war. That makes you a war monger.
“I’m a greedy
capitalist because I believe I am entitled to what I earned.” Are you really
entitled to it? When did you earn it? Retirees all over this country are under
attack and losing their benefits because of the capitalistic austerity measures
being enacted by the people you think are governing this country well. They are
slicing Social Security. They are slicing up our social safety net programs.
These are programs that you are entitled to if you worked during your adult
life. You cheer them on as they cut them down to nothing. On this battle – it isn’t
us libs you should be fighting. We’re the ones that want you to keep these
benefits that you earned. We earned them too.
You need to consider what you are fighting for. Figure out
who your real enemy is. Stop listening to Fox News, Rush, Sean, Alex and Glenn
and you will be amazed at how much clearer you will be able to think. They have
brainwashed you for so many years that you are totally oblivious to the real
life issues that are facing us in this country.
If by a “Liberal” they mean someone who looks ahead and not behind, someone who welcomes new ideas without rigid reactions, someone who cares about the welfare of the people — their health, their housing, their schools, their jobs, their civil rights and their civil liberties ... if that is what they mean by a “Liberal,” then I’m proud to say I’m a “Liberal.”– Senator John F. Kennedy 9/14/1960 New York Liberal Party Nomination Acceptance Speech